Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Church Sign Messages

Church Sign Messages:

"The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."

"Under same management for over 2000 years."

"Soul food served here."

"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

"You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving."

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks."

"Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are."

"Seven days without prayer makes one weak."

"No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!"

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due."

"A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash."

"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible."

"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees."

"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow."

"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday."

"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive."

"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"

"Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies."

"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard."

"To belittle is to be little."

"God answers kneemail."

"If Jesus is your co-pilot - switch seats."


Anonymous said...

These all have horrible theology but I think they would be funny to put up:

"If you worshiped here, you'd be saved by now."

"Come for the free babysitting, stay for the salvation."

From The Simpsons: "No shoes, no shirt, no salvation."

P.S. Do you have the option to let people subscribe to comments? Seems like some blogger.com people have it and some don't.

Christinewjc said...

Ha ha! They are good additions to the list!

I don't know how to let people subscribe to comments. Need to do some research on that. However, you can always check the "email follow-up comments to" box and you will be notified via email when anyone posts comments. You have to remember to check the box under each post before publishing your current comment. Sometimes I forget to do that on other blogs.

I would like to find out how to have the "latest comments" appear in the sidebar like tney do at your blog Neil. Not sure if blogger has that feature.

I still cannot figure out how to use RSS feed, the "link to this post" widget, or the trackback system. I'm very techie-challenged! Ha!

Christinewjc said...

Hey Neil,

Just went into the Layouts section and found the subscribe element. Placed it on my blog today. Now people can subscribe to posts and comments.

This new template does make things easier!