While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."
Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked,
What's a "Post Turtle?"
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there in the first place."
Ha ha haaaa!
Hat Tip:
My great & dear friend Kelly - who keeps me laughing - via email!
5 comments:
Well said! Great illustration for our country.
You're behind the curve, Christine; I heard that one six years ago, and it was being applied to the previous POTUS. I suspect it can be applied to all of them.
You really should get out more.
Ha ha! Right Neil! It took a whole lot of "turtle posters" to elect Obama...didn't it?
Nice to see you back here!
GM-
So what?
It's much funnier (and accurate) when applied to Obambi!
So...how's the hoax and chains workin' out for ya?
He he he...
Good one Christine! :)
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